Go The Fuck to Sleep Tea

from $12.99

When counting sheep just isn’t cutting it, we’ve got your back (and your restless brain). Meet Go the Fck to Sleep Tea*—the ultimate nighttime herbal blend that tells your insomnia to hit the road.

This soothing blend of chamomile, valerian root, skullcap, peppermint, and licorice root is crafted to help you unwind, relax, and drift off to dreamland without a care in the world. Whether you’re tossing and turning or just need a little help winding down, this tea is your bedtime BFF.

What’s in the Bag?

  • Medium Size: Brews 15–30 cups, depending on how much you love your tea.

  • Large Size: For the serial insomniacs (or tea fanatics), it makes a whopping 45–90 cups!

How to Use:
Steep a generous spoonful of this magical herbal mix in hot water for 15 minutes, take a deep breath, and sip your way to peace and quiet. Perfect for those nights when you’re ready to throw your alarm clock out the window.

Pro Tip: Pair with a cozy blanket and a good book—or let it be the star of your midnight Netflix binge. Either way, you’ll be snoring in no time.

Remember, life’s too short to lose sleep. Drink up, wind down, and Go the Fck to Sleep*!

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