Fuck This Headache Herbal Tea Blend
Say goodbye to throbbing temples and hello to sweet relief with our delightfully blunt headache tea! Crafted with a potent mix of herbal allies like Lemon Balm, Meadowsweet, Catnip, Chamomile, and Lavender, this blend is here to gently soothe your head and help you relax. Whether it’s stress, tension, or just one of those days, this tea has your back (and your brain).
Each sip brings calming, herbal goodness while letting your head know, in no uncertain terms: it’s time to chill out. Perfect for tea lovers who appreciate a no-nonsense approach to natural remedies!
Medium Size: Makes 15–30 cups—enough to keep you headache-free for a good while.
Large Size: Makes 45–90 cups—because headaches don’t stand a chance with this much tea on hand!
Brewing this blend is like giving your headache the boot with a side of sass. It’s delicious, effective, and just what you need to get back to doing literally anything else besides nursing a headache.
Instructions: Steep 1–2 teaspoons per cup of hot water for 15 minutes. Breathe in the relaxing aroma, sip slowly, and let the magic work.
Headaches, be warned—you’re officially evicted.